The Colleague and I are freshly returned from San Francisco. It was an educational experience. And by educational, I mean that our time in the city reaffirmed things we already knew about people we don't like...
- If you are in your early 20s and you walk around with your Powerbook talking about how "killer" your new startup graphic art studio is, YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG.
- If you wear white size XXL button down shirts with lace adornment and the cuffs turned up, YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG.
- If you drive a Ford F-250 with chrome wheels and a lift kit, YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG.
- If you don't realize that it is 2008 and calling two men "fags" is not only NOT offensive but illustrative of your deeply seeded homosexual fantasies, YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG.
- If you have any sticker on your truck that expresses your support of our current president, YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG.
- If you are over 30 and have a MySpace page which you actively update, YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG.
- If you are the two dudes sitting in front of us on Alaska Air flight #333 from San Francisco to Seattle on March 31st, YOU ARE MOST DEFINITELY DOUCHBAGS.
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If you are the French Canadian stiff responsible for torturing Al and Fred over the last two days in our Desire 2 Learn training, you are most DEFINITELY a DOUCHEBAG!
I have to say I'm really enjoying the recent renaissance of the word douchebag. It seemed to fade for a decade or so but is now back with a vengeance.
You'll enjoy the site www.hotchickswithdouchbags.com. Watch out for "The Gator."
-Dave D.
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