Al Bangorhard has been making fun of my martini preference. Let's be clear. My comments regarding martinis were not about my tastes. They were about terminology.
The ONLY martini to order is as follows.
BARTENDER: What can I get you?
CONSUMER: Sapphire martini. Up. With a twist. Very dry.
BARTENDER GIVES CONSUMER A SEXY, KNOWING LOOK RESERVED FOR THOSE WHO KNOW HOW TO ORDER A DRINK.
Thank you.
-The Management
2 comments:
GVB:
Entered a fugue state, have we? My comments on Martinis (and pasty fuckers from Seattle) are ancient. And twist is what you do at the VFW hall for your plumber's 40th b-day surprise party.
And, btw, if you add that nasty little fucking onion it is a Gibson.
Your comments are ancient. Your taste is questionable. Same thing.
The thing about us pasty Seattleites is that we can hold a grudge. Just ask one of us about the officials in the Superbowl or the 2001 Mariners.
I'd like to stay and chat, but I'm off for a three martini lunch.
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